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Sexuality is like a barbecue

ukulelewalrus:

-Some people like hot dogs

-Some people like hamburgers

-Some people get both (Bisexuals)

-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)

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dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

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thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

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Comic Sound Effects by Valve

pybun:

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themindofmatt:

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

I decapitated jitterz-mcfly's ceramic goose with a Wiimote…
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huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

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blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

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iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

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aa-kainushi:

歯磨きしようと洗面台行ったらこれである

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angel-with-a-flower-crown:

scarlettmortis:

ohyesteamrocket:

make it double

Everyone needs the classic motto on their dashboard.

this is one of those gifsets you can hear

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

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hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

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