randomness by Foxtrot!™

aforextreme:

rammyismine:

500daysofevilexes:

fightwithyourlandlord:

Mighty Oden, Allfather and Wisest of the Wise, I call upon thee to send forth eternal blessings, safe travel, and knowledge to this man, whoever he is. Thank you.

…dude’s got a really valid point.

I’ve seen this a few times, said by many people in many different ways, but this is by far the best.

Sometimes Hal Sparks doesn’t suck

(Source: antiquers)

(Source: gamerkill)

thisshitfunny:

Play Duke Nukem they said It’s fun they said

enjoyaberry:

always bet on duke

i paid $60 for it last year… ^^;

Now Time For Another Installment Of “These Are All Played By The Same Person”!

theface-ofboe:

Big The Cat

Duke Nukem

what the fuck

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(via aforextreme)

raveybird:

literally me

(via aforextreme)

tofu93:

slugbox:

bonusjosh:

thedeedeedee:

nanasharkwolf:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.

Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick

Resident Evil 4, You travel to the boondocks to find a whiny bitch only to end up infected as a hooker in red attempts to save your life.

You pay a dollar to listen to crap J-Pop from some fluorescent light lined speakers. Jump around like an idiot too. In public. Don’t forget deodorant. Then you put more money in.

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Shitload of bugs, glitches and lags.

TMNT 4 - You play as one of four mutated slacker turtles who are stuck in the 80s with their dialect who go around punching technocolor ninjas in the junk while you eat pizza and steal back the statue of liberty

…shit, that still sounds pretty cool

(Source: fuckyeahmarvelguys, via aforextreme)

(via talesofanantihero)

aforextreme:

Literally me

ditto

(Source: polldoll)

aforextreme:

Her chest is NOWHERE near big enough, but still damn hot.

(Source: flamingfist)

(Source: pesterchump, via aforextreme)

gifdistrict:

I made a low-poly seagull

(via aforextreme)

mmmellld:

KLONOA. You may have been too cute to make it big in north america, but you will always be my sonic the hedgehog. A TRIBUTE. TO THE VIDEO GAME THAT TAUGHT ME WHAT ADORABLE IS.

(via ka64)